hearing straight people talk about gay people without them knowing you’re gay is surreal. i feel like an undercover spy. they think i’m one of them
PLEASE don’t make fun of this guy, he might be a presumably straight white dude but he’s got obsessive compulsive disorder which causes him to, you know, do things multiple times until they’re Perfect in his mind. this isn’t him trying to say something deep and profound, this is him speaking about someone he lost a relationship with because his partner thought his doing things repetitively every day was too distracting. you can watch the video here, it’s actually really heartbreaking. http://youtu.be/vnKZ4pdSU-s
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
when you try to get into a new band and they have like, 5 albums already
SIGH
when you try to get into a new show and they already have like, 6 seasons
SIGH-ERwhen you try to get into a new webcomic and they already have like, 7,000 pages
SIGH-ESTwhen you’re an international kpop sensation
PSY
Goddammit, kpop fandom.
Lesbian does not mean “probably going to hit on you”.
Homosexual isn’t a horny caricature trying to fuck you.
Get over yourself.
Bisexual does not mean “wants to have a threeway.”
Pansexual doesn’t mean ‘fuck everything and anything’.
Asexual doesn’t mean “just never had sex with you.”
Heterosexual doesn’t mean ‘I’m an asshole and bi/trans/homophobic.’
YES
things that will instantly improve any movie:
- dragons
- robots
- bickering scientists
- lesbians
how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons
Pacific Rim was so close.
*cop pulls me over*
“Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"Nice. Nice. So are you a virgin?"
Four different people asked this.
Guys.
I HAVE A CHILD.
I laughed at this
then I notice it was John Green
then I laughed harder
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about
